I’m lovin’ it
Today it gave a patient diabetic health advice while they sat in the chair inhaling a large quarter pounder meal. I don’t think I made an impact on their health today.
"I need more tablets for my diharrhea"
I’ll just direct you to the nurse then shall I?
"My toenails get stuck in my jeans when I put them on, that’s when I know they need cutting. I need my jeans fixed too now"
Attempt to stay calm
Old mate who needs his jeans re-hemmed, thanks to his razor blade nails picking apart the seam
I’ve decided attempted landings are second on the list of scary things that can happen on a flight, right after crashing. The wet season is not an ideal flying time and trying to land mid storm is something I don’t want to try again.
A seven week old baby pooped her pants on the flight and I almost did too, after the pilot pulled out of the landing at the last minute because he couldn’t actually see the runway. A minor necessity when trying to land a plane!
"I work at the school, I chase them girls around all day. I just want to throw big stone at them and tell them get back in class! They so cheeky"
Do you even lift?
This baby wallaby was just hopping around the clinic corridors today and I AM IN LOVE.
Patient points to a 32kg kettlebell in the corner “don’t bloody try lift him hey I almost break my arm off tryin and everyone laugh at me. I thought he was only little one not elephant one”
"At least if the plane goes down it’ll be a quick death"
Passenger in 5C making my first bush flight for 2014 a stressful one
fun fact: this year I have travelled on 88 separate flights for work alone.