Pork chop and Bacon just chilling outside the clinic
Hump day hassles
Watching footy after work out bush is a pretty good way to unwind. My favourite part is watching the players dodge the camp dogs that wander onto the oval
Flight delayed by half an hour, no idea why, next thing “It’s ok guys we have the fuel pump working again, could’ve been awkward if we couldn’t get fuel hey!”
"I trip over my big nail"
Time to see a podiatrist then
"I’ve got itchy wee I show you"
Nurse- “I’ll come back and pick you up at 2 to take you to the clinic, will you be home?”
Patient- “nah I mebbe at big card game”
Nurse- “well how will I find you?”
Patient- “find big mob sitting in middle camp and call my name. If I losing I come with you”
Nurse- “what if you’re winning?”
Patient- “keep driving ey!”
"I can’t walk through the mud hey cos my big nail pick up all the dirt under it like a scoop"
Mud and long toenails just don’t seem to mix! I’ve now heard countless complaints that are similar to this mans bush problems.